So my sister calls me and you know it isn’t good when she says “Do you know what your nephew said today at school?” That is when your first thought is “
aww Shit No younger sister what did my Angelic God Child say today at School?” Well it seems that someone (I promise it wasn’t me) informed young J-Bob that the President was a bad man because of his stance on whatever issue (again not me!) this person disagreed with. J-Bob informed his school teacher of this and now someone (Thank God it wasn’t me) is in time out because of this.
Now if J-Bob walks up to his teacher and says “Hola Chicka” and then sticks out his tongue and flicks it back and forth then Uncle Carbunkle Trumpet will probably be writing “I will not tell my nephew to make bad comments.” a hundred times on the blackboard at his school.
I think I am going to send another case of the finest Scotch to my urologist who preformed my vasectomy!