“You want to get out of town for a couple of days in June?” asked Mrs. Trumpet back in February.
“You going to keep asking me stupid questions? Woman, haven’t I told you that the answer is always that CBT wants another beer and yes he wants to go on a vacation.” this was my my reply before she smacked the crap out of me.
So who is keeping track that in 60 days that we have been south of the border twice, I told you about those horrible New York winters right? #extremesarcam This trip was to Mexico and to an area that we have never been, Tulum in the Rivera Maya region. We were going to be spending some time with Mrs. CBT’s family that I have not really got to meet and attend a workshop for a couple of hours in the morning. We shagged ass on Thursday morning after leaving the Monkey Heads with plenty of food and water. I am kidding, don’t be calling the ACPCA on our asses, we have “a girl” who tends to the Monkey Heads and she is highly recommendable.
We flew out of Newark International and let me tell you folks, CBT is starting to become spoiled with these direct flights. 3hours and 30 minutes later our lily white asses were in Cancun Airport and on a Chicken Bus heading to Tulum. The resort we stayed at was the Kore Tulum and it is a smaller resort that is adult only. I am liking the smaller boutique resorts, sure there are cons to a smaller joint but there is something to be said for not having to fight with a tourist from Italy over a freaking sun lounger at 6AM. The food was good, the drink was plentiful, well until they ran out of beer. Let me type that again if you are still reading this worthless dribble; THEY FUCKING RAN OUT OF BEER! But it was on the last night and they still had Vodka and White Wine.
Overall it was a great trip, we met some new friends who live on the Left Coast, the workshop got our minds right for this year and we got some much needed sun on these bones.
The resort from the sea wall. Sadly this joint doesn’t have a proper beach but a 5 dollar cab ride and that was resolved. 200 Guests max is what were told.
Tastes Just Like Chicken I hear!
The View Did Not Suck!
Tulum’s Version of Home Depot in Town
This is the Mexican version of our friend’s Maria favorite bike food delivery service here in New York “The Chirping Chicken”
Paradise Beach – Remember those Corona Commercials? This is where they say it was filmed and photographed.
Another View of the Beach – Very quiet on a Sunday. Oh wait there was a general election that day.
Nice Joint, if we make it down that far again, we will come back.
Here is Christian serving us the Last Beer out of what else….a quart!
The Australian’s got nervous when they heard the resort was out of beer. This is when the panic ensued.
This did not end well folks.
Last picture on my iFoam that night for some reason.
You want to really hate me? Only 72 more days till we go back down to Mexico!