Incidentally did you know that this movie was one of the only few movies that John Cusack didn’t also work with his sister Joan? What you think that all I do is sprinkle the word “Fuck” and take half ass selfies? I have another side of me. I just can’t see it because I am too fucking fat.
Regarding the title of this worthless dribble I am referring to the the weather. I was on the phone with someone from the home office in Memphis yesterday. There were some issues with some Double Decker bus tickets that I sold last month and I was trying to get it handled. While we were waiting for her computer to finish the report we were talking about the weather. She said that it was raining in Memphis yesterday and I said of course it is raining. It is Memphis in May and it always rains during Memphis in May.
The person from the home office laughed and didn’t realize I used to live in Memphis. I told her that there are 3 times in Memphis when you could predict the weather;
- The Hottest day of the year – Dead Elvis Week.
- The Coldest day of the year – The Liberty Bowl Game
- 100% Rain on a certain day – Any Memphis in May Event Day
Now I would like to add a 4th Sure Thing to that list;
- Want to know when it will rain in New York – Just wait till Friday! It always rains in New York on Friday!
Enough words, here are some pictures from the past 2 weeks that have been in my iFoam.
Have a good week I am going to try to get over this sinus infection that I got from flying to the EU last weekend so I can do it all over again next weekend!