So you recall the bit that I did about how I come up with the names on this worthless dribble of a blog? Funny thing is that Didi and I were one of the first people that “were there” that night that BFH & K met. It was Soulard Mardi Gras and to say that alcohol was involved is an understatement. Anyway I digress so let’s get back to the current day.
So Baby Fine Hair (BFH) and Kristina decided to quit living in sin and let their babies not be considered Bastard children. The wedding was great, the food delicious, the band rocking and the drinks were strong and cold. What else could you ask for? It was great seeing everyone in St. Louis and please come on up to the Liberal New York and play with us.
Apparently Griffin is a fan of Mary Louise’s Steve Madden Shoes
Dance with Me Kathy and us! The first snowflake that hits the ground in Grand Rapids and her little ass will be in Florida!
Some of The Sikeston 5 (even though Weed was “in a much younger grade”)
This Mental Image will be burned into my subconscious for a long time. And I thought that you should enjoy this as much as I did!
Sorry for the delay in posting. I was busy last week because we had a long weekend to the Midwest for a wedding and I am getting back into the swing of things. Oh that and Mary Louise is +13 hours ahead of me in Japan so I am running this household all by myself. What pisses me off is that Mary Louise won’t tell me the Final Jeopardy answers since she is a day ahead of me. I hate to tell RJ but I think that she has found a new Sushi Buddy.
While we were in the Midwest this past weekend I had a couple of my readers of this worthless dribble ask me; “Where do you come up with the names of the people you interact with?” Naturally I “change the names to protect the innocent or non-sober” but some of the Mo-Ho’s were asking me how I created their names. Let me give you some insight into some of the players you read on this worthless dribble;
Mary Louis/Mrs. Trumpet – Thanks To Vivian Longstreet, she penned this because it is her soap opera name. She is also a perfume designer.
Maria – She keeps her name because she is my trusted consigliere and quite frankly she knows where all the bodies are buried. Seriously, has anyone seen Trucker Jim or Box of Rocks lately? I rest my case.
The Work Wife, The International One – Well she is a work friend and that is what she does
The Work Wife, The Domestic One – Currently Vacant
The Work Wife, The Managing One – See “Work Wife, The Domestic One” because she got a promotion.
The Asian Fireman – Well his last name is Lee so you do the math here.
Mr. 3 First Names – What can I say, this Staten Island resident has 3 first names in his first and last names.
Lady Barrister/Landlord – It is what she does and she is the landlord to Mr 3 first names
Z Squared – Couples name for 2 people whose last names start with Z (this isn’t rocket science folks)
UWS Holly – Someone names Holly who may live in the Upper West Side?
Baby Fine Hair (Haven’t spoken about her lately) but this person uses a shampoo that is specifically for people with Baby Fine hair. Hey it is better than me calling her “Person with a Mongoloid Foot Tattoo”!
Now this past weekend at this wedding we attended a new nickname was created. No it wasn’t from my (So in need of therapy) brain. It was from her own Flesh and Blood…..
With that, and I will do a proper blog post on the wedding and weekend. Congrats to Baby Fine Hair and Kristina on their wedding this past weekend!!!!
Hey don’t blame me Kiki (what I used to call Kristina before this weekend) blame your brother! Congrats and we were so happy to share with you your special day!
For those of you who weren’t in St. Louis the Celebrant (the bride on the left’s brother) when announcing the names of the newly married instead of saying K—n inserted his own wife’s name, Kristina, by mistake. Me I am going to roll with it!