First of all, shout out to our newest Sailing Companion for Greece 2023. “Baby in the Corner” got slipped a roofie yesterday at some old fucker’s birthday party and agreed to charter her own Catamaran to sail with us. We are excited to welcome her and her party while we are on the “Non Swinger” boat. Love to see you Baby in the Corner. Yes you are now a ‘character’ in the worthless Dribble. Also shout out to Rhino (he already had a nickname) and Mrs. Rhino. You see they are about to send two twin girls to college and those beautiful girls want to attend Southern Major Universities. They also are booking on this second Catamaran that will be on “Funny Talking Boat”. Maria can we tempt you to come with is next Mid October to Greece?
I realize that I have some back stories to post. Living down here in the Financial District really has some benefits. Way back when, we were looking for a place to live when we were getting kicked out of Coleman Tower in the UES was the Financial District. At the time I don’t think that 20 Broad was ready for rental. I recall when I was selling tickets for the double decker busses for the downtown team that it was under construction. I will get into the perks of living down here on another post .
So Maya our furbaby (Check her out on IG at @Maya_in_nyc or TikTok at @Maya_in_nyc) needs some more followers. So Maya needs grooming every 6 to 8 weeks to keep her April fresh. Before we moved to New York we used Yolanda the Memphis groomer from Midtown. We loved her because she was great for Maya, Maddy, and Lizzie. When we moved to New York we decided to get her groomed right before moving. That was smart because we found out very quickly that for 2 dogs the cost in Memphis-$60 with tip ballooned up to $150 and you better tip 20% or your next appointment may be cancelled by accident.
Our first grooming was a beautiful thing, they went to Doggie Beauty Camp (not the real name) but wasn’t a good fit. I mean our dogs don’t need bows or a fancy baby headband for necklaces. I do acknowledge that we could groom our own dogs but have you ever expressed an Anal Gland? Yeah that ain’t happening and I ain’t cutting toe nails either. So the next time we found Marissa. Marissa was a little cheaper and she nailed the first hair cut so we spoke each others language. When I say ‘spoke’ that is somewhat funny. Marissa was from a former Communistic country but we felt a bond with “Not Yolanda”. “Not Yolanda” had a picture of Willie Nelson on her window in the UES so she was our girl. She has been grooming our babies ever since. What makes her great is that she has moved to and from a lot of different grooming houses yet she always makes sure she tells us that she is moving.
Currently she is now working on the Upper West Side but she last saw Maya on the Upper East Side/Yorkville at 85th and York. To get there we would need to take a 4/5 up to 86th and transfer to the Crosstown bus to York from Lexington. This was fine but Maya isn’t crazy about the bus. She hates the “Pssssst” sound the air brakes make so I had to figure something else to get her home. I am still pissed off at Uber now because of the ‘bending us over the table and going 3 knuckles deep ‘with their car charges. Currently Yellow Cabs are much cheaper and unless you are in a borough or on a remote part of Manhattan (like York and mid 80’s) It is hard to catch a yellow over in Yorkville but then I remembered the Ferry stop is not to far away. Also the hacks took a beating during Covid so I grab them all the time now.
Since I had to find an alternate route to get Maya home I checked the Ferry schedule. We could make the trip to walk over there and enjoy the ride. Below are our pictures and Maya totally Dug it.
Maybe next time we go to Rockaway Beach next summer we will take her with us. Seriously come see us between now and May of 2023. We will probably get priced out of this place so moving again.