Another subtitle of this post should be “Your sisters ass! That is not the best!” because I am going to get some potential comments from the peanut gallery.
Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend and that nobody is learning how to open up ketchup bottles with their elbows or feet. I came up with this post a couple of years ago and I figured that given we have moved 4 times in almost 7 years I have a ‘fair’ understanding of some of the “Best of New York” So lets get into shall we…
The Best Bagels in New York (Might as well upset the apple cart right off the bat) with this category.
- There are some who say that H&H is the best.
- There are some who say that Best Bagels on 37th Street is Number One
- Staten Island Sam swears that there is a bagel joint over on the island of Staten that is worth taking the ferry.
- Former NY/NJ resident San Pedro Scoop swears by Murrays in Chelsea.
- Other notables are Tompkins Square, Tal Bagels, and Bagel Works in the UES
- However, I feel that the fellas over at Smith Street Bagels in Cobble Hill Brooklyn edge everyone out by a hair. Make sure you order – Everything Bagel, NOT Toasted, Scooped, Scallion Cream Cheese, Add Lox, Red Onion and a bottle of Hal Seltzer. (You are welcome)
Best Deli/Sandwich Shop for a Hoagie/Hero (I am not debating the name here folks)
- Defonte’s in Red Hook Brooklyn (first lunch I ever had in New York) is right up there. So good
- Katz, Pastrami Queen, Ben’s Kosher – I could spend hours on this this one.
- I tried Pisillo Italian Panini on Nassau Street and that also is a good one as well.
- Tourists swear by Rupert Jee’s Hello Deli next to the Ed Sullivan thanks to David Letterman but I have not tried it.
- I have not been there but Cugine swears by John’s Deli in Brooklyn. Same for Federoffs Roasted Pork in Brooklyn.
- I am not even looping Lenwich or Pot Belly into this category, stay in your lane.
- But in my Humble Opinion down in the West Village is Fiacco’s On Bleeker street is the Best. The Italian Hero is so good as well as the Chicken Cutlet, Fresh Mozzarella and Roasted Red Peppers. Also if they have the Roast Beef with Broccoli Rabe get that as well.
Best Place to Take Out of Towners on the Cheap (if you have one that I missed please speak up)
- Staten Island Ferry (hear me out Mr. 3 First Names before you blow up my phone) for cheap 2X4’s of beer that you can drink on board and you get a great view of the Statue of Liberty and lower Manhattan.
- Long Island City over in Queens or take the Tram to Roosevelt Island – here you can get killer views of midtown Manhattan and it is a very nice place to walk around.
- Double Decker Buses originating from Times Square – We have done this a couple times and I have to say you get an audio tour of Manhattan as you travel either uptown or downtown. You can also hop off but I would suggest you don’t because you almost never get back on the bus.
- Times Square/Brooklyn Bridge – if you have to go there then do it in the morning when the crowds are not as prevalent. And yes Native New Yorkers despise going into Times Square. Probably at the height of the pandemic it was so strange to see it so empty.
- Again I could go on for hours but I think that (and you have to study up) but when the Metropolitan Museum of Art has a special you should go during the summer and check out the rooftop on a Friday.
Best Dive or otherwise Classic New York Institution Bar (so going to take shit for this one from SO many) Now this category is very dear to my heart because I love me a good Dive Bar. The translation of a dive bar can be loosely categorized but to me dim lighting and a certain je ne sais quoi of the smell makes a dive bar. Oh and cash only bars too!
- Rudy’s in Hell’s Kitchen – Look for the pig on 9th Avenue and get a free hotdog
- Jimmy’s Corner in Times Square (yes I am going big balls here folks) best cheap drinks in Manhattan and thank God his son kept Jimmy’s open after we lost him to Covid.
- Iggy’s in the UES – spent many a time in this one folks. It reminds me of Max’s Sports Bar but on Steroids. Oh and they have Karaoke at night too!
- Billy Mark’s West – Bourdain loved this place
- Subway Inn – Another Bourdain favorite and very good at Buy Backs.
- Nancy Whisky Pub in Chelsea – My 6’9″ fraternity brother and I solved a lot of problems in this bar before Covid.
- If you find yourself out on Rockaway make sure you swing by Connolly’s for a frozen drink.
- Hanks in Brooklyn (NOW CLOSED) this place was great but they moved it to a new location and naturally you can’t re-create that dive bar feel.
- Brooklyn Ice House in Red Hook or Sunny’s Bar also in Red Hook – really good dive bar
- Old Town Tavern – Not so much a dive bar but a great NY institution. Old School bartenders who don’t mince words.
- The Campbell – In Grand Central Station – just bring lots of cash
- I literally could go on for hours and not even have to text Mr. 3 First Names or Lady Barrister for the names of the others I have forgotten so here goes. Best Dive Bar has to be Milano’s on Houston Street for that classic Beer and a Shot. Now for New York Institution I have a tie (one stole the concept from the other one so they are the same) and it goes to The Commissioner in Park Slope and Whisky Tavern in Chinatown. You can’t beat them and the staff is always on top of their game.
Best Pulled Pork, Ribs, BBQ Chicken, Sausage & Cheese Plate in New York
- There isn’t one, the same can be said for finding the best bagel in Memphis TN.
- No seriously, there isn’t and the same can be said for Cajun food, I have not found any that are as good as in NOLA.
So how are we doing folks? You ready to see an all out war of comments on my social Media Pages? So without further adieu Best Pizza (Slice or Whole) in New York.
- Joe’s (multiple locations) have plenty of tourists flocking to them for a simple slice
- John’s of Bleeker – whole pizza only and this is a good one as well.
- I have heard a lot of people talk about Rizzo’s in Astoria Queens but have not been there yet. Yo Stagie and Tater’s Mom can you confirm this for me please?
- Now our trusted Consigliere Maria swears by her beloved DiFara in Midwood Brooklyn and I have had this and it is a good one for sure.
- Whit’s End in Rockaway is a good one, quirky but good.
- Same for Grotto Pizza down the street from us but there can only be one at the top.
- I have to thank our former doorman Luciano for this suggestion but NY Pizza Suprema tucked right behind MSG gave us the best slice and whole pie. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
So feel free to let me know your thoughts, obviously I didn’t go too deep in the Best of the Best but I hope that you had a fun read.